*sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*
NOTHING IS MORE PUNK THEN LETTING SMALL CHILDREN THINK UR COOL AND TOUCH YOUR HAIR SPIKES
laughing cow cheese huh?
I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH
you don’t kill a cow
to make cheese
this is literally my favorite
"you’re an adult now"
"you need to choose a career"
"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
when parents make sex jokes around you thinking you don’t get it
the dog days are over, the cat days are beginning
my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials
In which seven cats all discover the same slightly elevated flat thing and claim it as their own while pretending the other six cats don’t exist.